Post by annaitaly on Aug 1, 2005 11:37:10 GMT
After all Eric did to Steph, she should tell him something...
Read these funny expressions: they're in Roman dialect. This dialect is VERY FUNNY and COLORFUL...It will be a bit hard for you because the most of you doesn't know Italian and the roman accent (very hilarious! I love it!)...but I'll try to translate!
I hope you have fun....and Steph too! ;-))
1) "TE STAMPO 'NA MANO 'N FACCIA" = I'm gonna print you a hand on your face (it means: I'm going to slap you)
2) "MO' TE PARCHEGGIO 'NA MANO 'N FACCIA= Now I'm going to park a hand on your face! (same meaning as n.1))
3) "ERIC, MA CHE SEI DE COCCIO/LEGNO?"= Eric, but are you made of crock/wood?? (it means: the strenght of your dullness of mind can be compared to the hardness of a crock/wood)
4) ERIC, SI TE PIJO TE SBATTO AR MURO!= Eric, if I catch you I'll knock you againest a wall! (it means: I'm going to hit you badly!)
5) ERIC, TE FACCIO VEDE' LI SORCI VERDI! = Eric, I'll make you see the green rats! (it means: I'll make you pay it for all you've done to me!)
6) ERIC, E' MEJO CHE TE CONTI L'OSSA PERCHè MO' TE 'E MISCHIO=Eric, it's better you to count your bones because I'm going to mix them! (it means: I'm going to hit you badly)
7) ERIC, NUN ME NE PO' FREGA' DE MENO DE TE! Eric I couldn't care less about you! (it means: I really don't care about you!)
8) ERIC, TE TIRO 'N CARCIO TARMENTE FORTE CHE PER TIRATTE ER SECONDO TE DEVO VENI' A PIJA' 'N MOTORINO! = Eric, I'll give you a so violent kick that to give you the second one I've gotta come with a scooter! (it means: I'm going to hit you badly!)
9) ERIC, SEI 'NA TASSA! = eric, you'e a tax! (it means: you're welcame like taxes are!...you're a burden!)
10) MORTO 'N PAPA SE NE FA 'NARTRO= dead a Pope, another is ready! (it means: Eric is not indispensable. Steph can find another an better man!)
11) ERIC, MA CHE TE MAGNI?? PANE E VORPE?? =Eric, but what do you eat?? bread and fox? (refering to someone that's not very smart!)
12) ERIC, TE SPACCO E GAMBE E POI CE SONO LI TAMBURELLI! = Eric, I'm gonna break your legs and then I paly the drums with them! (it means: I'm going to hit you badly!)
13) ERIC, TE DO' LI CARCI A DUE A DUE FINCHè NUN DIVENTANO DISPARI!=Eric, I'm going to kick you two at a time until I kick you an odd number! (it means: I'm gonna hit you endlessly!)
14) ERIC, TE DO 'N CAZZOTTO 'N PETTO CHE TE CE FACCIO 'A NICCHIA PE' A MADONNINA!= Eric, I will blow such a punch in your chest that you will be left with a shrine for the holy mary! (it means: I'm going to hit you badly!)
PLEASE STEPH, TELL ERIC ALL THESE THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'LL FEEL BETTER! bELIEVE ME!!!!!
Read these funny expressions: they're in Roman dialect. This dialect is VERY FUNNY and COLORFUL...It will be a bit hard for you because the most of you doesn't know Italian and the roman accent (very hilarious! I love it!)...but I'll try to translate!
I hope you have fun....and Steph too! ;-))
1) "TE STAMPO 'NA MANO 'N FACCIA" = I'm gonna print you a hand on your face (it means: I'm going to slap you)
2) "MO' TE PARCHEGGIO 'NA MANO 'N FACCIA= Now I'm going to park a hand on your face! (same meaning as n.1))
3) "ERIC, MA CHE SEI DE COCCIO/LEGNO?"= Eric, but are you made of crock/wood?? (it means: the strenght of your dullness of mind can be compared to the hardness of a crock/wood)
4) ERIC, SI TE PIJO TE SBATTO AR MURO!= Eric, if I catch you I'll knock you againest a wall! (it means: I'm going to hit you badly!)
5) ERIC, TE FACCIO VEDE' LI SORCI VERDI! = Eric, I'll make you see the green rats! (it means: I'll make you pay it for all you've done to me!)
6) ERIC, E' MEJO CHE TE CONTI L'OSSA PERCHè MO' TE 'E MISCHIO=Eric, it's better you to count your bones because I'm going to mix them! (it means: I'm going to hit you badly)
7) ERIC, NUN ME NE PO' FREGA' DE MENO DE TE! Eric I couldn't care less about you! (it means: I really don't care about you!)
8) ERIC, TE TIRO 'N CARCIO TARMENTE FORTE CHE PER TIRATTE ER SECONDO TE DEVO VENI' A PIJA' 'N MOTORINO! = Eric, I'll give you a so violent kick that to give you the second one I've gotta come with a scooter! (it means: I'm going to hit you badly!)
9) ERIC, SEI 'NA TASSA! = eric, you'e a tax! (it means: you're welcame like taxes are!...you're a burden!)
10) MORTO 'N PAPA SE NE FA 'NARTRO= dead a Pope, another is ready! (it means: Eric is not indispensable. Steph can find another an better man!)
11) ERIC, MA CHE TE MAGNI?? PANE E VORPE?? =Eric, but what do you eat?? bread and fox? (refering to someone that's not very smart!)
12) ERIC, TE SPACCO E GAMBE E POI CE SONO LI TAMBURELLI! = Eric, I'm gonna break your legs and then I paly the drums with them! (it means: I'm going to hit you badly!)
13) ERIC, TE DO' LI CARCI A DUE A DUE FINCHè NUN DIVENTANO DISPARI!=Eric, I'm going to kick you two at a time until I kick you an odd number! (it means: I'm gonna hit you endlessly!)
14) ERIC, TE DO 'N CAZZOTTO 'N PETTO CHE TE CE FACCIO 'A NICCHIA PE' A MADONNINA!= Eric, I will blow such a punch in your chest that you will be left with a shrine for the holy mary! (it means: I'm going to hit you badly!)
PLEASE STEPH, TELL ERIC ALL THESE THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'LL FEEL BETTER! bELIEVE ME!!!!!
Thanks for posting this AnnaItaly, you made my day. 
