Famous quotes you always wanted use...

[GraceBe]

... but you never have had the chance.


I always wanted to say to someone at the phone:

"Give me the President."

But unfortunately I don't work for the CIA or the NSA nor do I sit in the american senat.

Do you know other quotes that appear in many movies but no one can ever use because it's simply bullshit to do so?

Another example: "A kingdom for a horse" or "Follow the black car over there!"

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[annaitaly]

There are MANY quotes from the movie STEEL MAGNOLIAS that i adore...most of them said by Shirley McLAine
They are fantastic ;D ;D ;D ;D
I know them in Italian...give me the time to check them in English and i'll write them down here
I've said them once in a while ... but only joking with my sist and cousins coz they could know why i was saying them! ;D ;D ;D

[Cece]

"Mein führer I can walk!!" (Dr Strangelove) No, just kidding.
I don´t know. But when I hear one I like, I´ll let you know.

[annaitaly]

Oct 11, 2008 9:41:22 GMT annaitaly said:

There are MANY quotes from the movie STEEL MAGNOLIAS that i adore...most of them said by Shirley McLAine
They are fantastic ;D ;D ;D ;D
I know them in Italian...give me the time to check them in English and i'll write them down here
I've said them once in a while ... but only joking with my sist and cousins coz they could know why i was saying them! ;D ;D ;D

OK....HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAV LINES I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY FROM 2 OF MY FAV MOVIES :

STEEL MAGNOLIAS



SHIRLEY MACLAINE/Ouiser: I'm not crazy...I've just been in a bad mood for the last thirty years ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

SML/OUISER : I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

OLYMPIA DUKAKIS/Clairee Belcher: Well, you know what they say: if you don't have anything nice to say about anybody, come sit by me! ;D

SML/Ouiser : The only reason people are nice to me is because I have more money than God ;D ;D ;D ;D

SML/Ouiser : I'm pleasant. Damn it! I saw Drum Eatenton at the Piggly Wiggly this morning, and I smiled at the son of a bitch 'fore I could help myself. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

SML/ Ouiser Boudreaux: Drum, eat shit and die. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

SML/Ouiser Boudreaux: ...take your Bible and shove it where the sun doesn't shine. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

SML/ Ouiser Boudreaux: A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. ;D ;D ;D ;D (WHICH ALSO REMINDS ME OF STIC! ;D) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

OD/Clairee Belcher: A lot she cares. Ousier's never done a religious thing in her life.
SML/Ouiser Boudreaux: Now that is not true. When I was in school, a bunch of my friends and I would dress up as nuns and go bar-hoppin'. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

DOLLY PARTON/Truvy: You are playin' hard to get!
OD/Clairee Belcher: At her age, she should be playin' beat the clock. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

OD/Clairee: Ouiser, you sound almost chipper. What happened today - you ran over a small child or something? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

OD/Clairee: And I can also report that a mysterious car is parked in her driveway at least once a week...
SML/Ouiser Boudreaux: There. My secrets out. I'm having an affair with a Mercedes Benz! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

SML/Ouiser Boudreaux: Oh! He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he PEES in it! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

SML/Ouiser Boudreaux: Don't try to get on my good side, Truvy. I no longer have one! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

SML/Ouiser Boudreaux: He is a boil on the butt of humanity! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


FROM SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE

D.KEATON/Erica: [Abt her lips]... I'm so glad they still work. I haven't used them for kissing in such a long time, more like for wearing lipstick... and whistling. ;D ;D ;D ;D

JACK NICHOLSON/Harry: What about birth control?
DK/Erica Barry: Menopause. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D