jassymom
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The Epitomies of being a Diva
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Post by jassymom on Mar 9, 2006 14:45:57 GMT
This is a game that I play on another board. And we laugh so hard at the Q and A's. The way it work is I'll post a question and the next person answers that question and also leaves a question. And so on and so on. The questions and/or answers can be about anything. Hope this catches on in here. We've had this thread going for about 2 months now on the other board..
Q: Why does my toddler seems to have *in her mind* life threatening issues ONLY when I'm on the phone...lol
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Cece
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Post by Cece on Mar 9, 2006 14:51:51 GMT
A: Because she wants the phone for herself so she can call her friends and chat babylanguage when you´re not watching.
Q: What should I do to get the energy to read my homework?
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jassymom
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Post by jassymom on Mar 9, 2006 22:14:18 GMT
A: Imagine that Stefan is over your shoulder reading with you...lol
Q: Why are the Brookies forgiving when it came to Breacon by saying it was out of her character but they dont want to say the same for our Taylor?
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Post by annaitaly on Mar 9, 2006 22:31:20 GMT
A: are we really interested in what Brookies could think?  Q: why the guy I'm interested in is not calling me? why the guy I'm not interested in is keeping flying around me?? ... and I can't stand it anymore!!! |
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Post by Cece on Mar 9, 2006 22:46:24 GMT
A: He´s been hit in the head by a landing UFO.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the street?
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Post by willydog on Mar 10, 2006 4:38:26 GMT
A: He´s been hit in the head by a landing UFO. Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? to get to other side Q:why do the price of food go up but not our pay |
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Post by annaitaly on Mar 10, 2006 8:38:43 GMT
A: if Keynes was still alive we should question him....
Q: why on Saturdays morning my mother has always something to do and I can't sleep in peace??
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Post by Cece on Mar 10, 2006 11:07:51 GMT
A: She´s an old school woman. My mom is exactly the same.  Q: Why are turkeys (when they´re alive) so ugly? |
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Post by jassymom on Mar 10, 2006 11:27:38 GMT
A: B/C if the were warm, fuzzy, and cute...we wouldn't want to eat them and our Thanksgiving meat of choice might have been a hyena  Q: Why does it seem that I get caught by every traffic light when I'm late for something, yet the light never catches me when I'm trying to eat a burger and drive?  |
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Post by annaitaly on Mar 10, 2006 11:34:49 GMT
A: because the saying "good luck is blind, but rotten luck sees very well" is true!  Q: why are week-ends so short?? |
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Post by Cece on Mar 10, 2006 12:02:27 GMT
A: The state don´t want us to enjoy ourselves for very long.
Q: Why haven´t I vacuumed my room in 1 month??
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Post by annaitaly on Mar 10, 2006 12:11:30 GMT
A: To push your mother to hire a cleaning woman...
Q: why people are so strange??
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Post by Cece on Mar 10, 2006 12:13:44 GMT
A: Because they want to stand out from the crowd of "normal".
Q: Why do only the guys I´m not interested in fall for me, and never the guys I am interested in myself?
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Post by annaitaly on Mar 10, 2006 12:15:07 GMT
A: because C'EST LA VIE!
Q: Why Summer is still so far???
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jassymom
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Post by jassymom on Mar 10, 2006 12:19:27 GMT
A: B/C we need a time frame to get our holiday food bindged body back and winter clothes hide it very well
Q: Why do babies feel so good going in but hurt like hell coming out?
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Post by willydog on Mar 10, 2006 22:55:58 GMT
A: B/C we need a time frame to get our holiday food bindged body back and winter clothes hide it very well Q: Why do babies feel so good going in but hurt like hell coming out? so we use birth control Q; why do people hate brooke |
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Post by miketayfan on Mar 10, 2006 23:05:49 GMT
A: There are neverending answers for that one. But simply in to many cases she's an evil women.
Q: Why Eric always defends Brooke instead of Stephanie - his only true love ?
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Post by annaitaly on Mar 10, 2006 23:34:09 GMT
A: The answer is very simple...BC he's STUPID!
B: As Ridge is as stupid as eric, why can't he be eric's son??
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Post by miketayfan on Mar 11, 2006 0:37:21 GMT
A: Because Massimo was faster (If you know what I mean)  Q: Why many beautiful brunette womens want to become platinum blondes ? |
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Post by annaitaly on Mar 11, 2006 20:26:12 GMT
A: Because Massimo was faster (If you know what I mean) Q: Why many beautiful brunette womens want to become platinum blondes ? A: Maybe they're Steph's fans! Q: why women are so in love with clothes?  |
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Post by willydog on Mar 12, 2006 4:35:27 GMT
A:they want to feel pretty
Q: why are women so worry about how they look
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Post by miketayfan on Mar 12, 2006 13:37:29 GMT
A: Possibly because they want to keep their men Q: Why cats eat plants ? |
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Post by Cece on Mar 12, 2006 22:30:30 GMT
A: Because their owners feed them food not even a rat wants to touch.
Q: Why do worms keep on living when you break them in 2 pieces?
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Post by willydog on Mar 13, 2006 3:35:11 GMT
A: Because their owners feed them food not even a rat wants to touch. Q: Why do worms keep on living when you break them in 2 pieces? a; THEY HAVE TWO HEART q: WHAT CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG |
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Post by annaitaly on Mar 13, 2006 11:49:45 GMT
A: probably omelettes... Q: why do we have beautiful sunny days when you're forced to stay in the office??  |
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jassymom
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Post by jassymom on Mar 13, 2006 14:56:30 GMT
A: Cuz "Murphy's Law" says so...lol
Q: Why does Dora the Explorer's mom let her wander all over and through the woods with just a monkey?
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Post by willydog on Mar 13, 2006 22:12:35 GMT
A; it make a good kid show Q; why do dog bark at other dog ? |
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Post by annaitaly on Mar 15, 2006 7:49:45 GMT
A: they are arguing!
Q: Why is Steph "SURROUNDED BY LUNATICS??"
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Post by ruth77302 on Mar 15, 2006 11:47:28 GMT
Because Bell doesn't know what he is doing.
Why do dogs lick people?
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jassymom
B&B stylist
The Epitomies of being a Diva
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Post by jassymom on Mar 15, 2006 12:19:41 GMT
Would you rather they hump your leg to say "Hello" ;D
Q: Why dont we ever see an B & B program without Brooke in it?
(We've seen shows with everyone missing at some point for the entire show, but never Brooker the Hooker)
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