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Post by Cecilia on Sept 25, 2005 19:33:36 GMT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up."
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Post by Cecilia on Sept 25, 2005 19:34:17 GMT
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
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Post by Cecilia on Sept 25, 2005 19:37:47 GMT
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and was blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."
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Post by basenjimom on Sept 25, 2005 23:38:13 GMT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5.00 am." The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9.00am, and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed ... it said... "It is 5.00am; wake up." OMG! that actually happened to me! we were having terrible weather and I was up watching the news. I was supposed to wake up my husband for school. his university had not had a snow day in over 25 years, so when I woke him up and said "honey guess what, no school today". he looked at me and called me a B***H and told me not to tease him. so he got up and got ready for school and I just let him. he rode his bike 5 miles in the snow and when he got back home he had the nerve to ask "why didn't you tell me it was a snow day?" |
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Post by Cecilia on Sept 26, 2005 11:03:54 GMT
;D Men...
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Post by niala on Sept 26, 2005 15:14:22 GMT
;D Indeed, men! They always hear what they wanna hear.
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