Post by Cece on Dec 17, 2005 21:35:54 GMT
These are actual quotes from history-students school reports, students at high school & collage.
They are hilarious!
The inhabitants in Egypt are called mummies and they lived in the Saradesert.
Moses led them to the red sea, where they baked unyeast bread which is bread baked without any ingredients.
Without the greeks, we wouldn´t have any history.
In reality, Homeros was not written by Homeros, but a man with the same name.
There were no wars in Greece because the mountains were so high they the people couldn´t climb up and see what the neighbours were doing.
"Magna Carta" made sure that no free man would be hung for the same crime twice.
The winter of 1620 was a hard time for the immigrants. Many people died and many children were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.
Handel was half german, half italian and half english - he was very big. Bach died from 1750 until today.
Another legend speaks of Wilhelm Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple standing on his son´s head.
Martin Luther was nailed to a churchdoor in Wittenberg.
It was a time of great inventions. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Another important invention was the bloodcirculation.
Queen Elizabeth was the "virginqueen". As a queen she was successful. When she exposed herself for her troops, everyone shouted "hurray".
At the same time as Shakespeare was Miquel Cervantes who wrote "Donkey Hot".
The french revolution was through before it had excisted.
Napoleon wanted an heir, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn´t give him any children.
John Milton wrote "Paradise lost". After his wife had died, he wrote "Paradise regain´d".
Beethoven wrote music despite being deaf. He was so deaf that he wrote loud music. Beethoven ended in 1827 and later died of this.
The sun never set on the brittish empire, because the brittish empire lies in the east and the sun sets in west.
Moses, of course, went up to Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments.
Solomon had 300 wives and 500 porcupines.
Christopher Columbus sailed in the Nina, the Pina Colada and the Santa Fe.
Rasputin was a pheasant by birth.
Hitler shot himself in the bonker.
And there was always the Iran Hostess Crisis.
They are hilarious!
The inhabitants in Egypt are called mummies and they lived in the Saradesert.
Moses led them to the red sea, where they baked unyeast bread which is bread baked without any ingredients.
Without the greeks, we wouldn´t have any history.
In reality, Homeros was not written by Homeros, but a man with the same name.
There were no wars in Greece because the mountains were so high they the people couldn´t climb up and see what the neighbours were doing.
"Magna Carta" made sure that no free man would be hung for the same crime twice.
The winter of 1620 was a hard time for the immigrants. Many people died and many children were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.
Handel was half german, half italian and half english - he was very big. Bach died from 1750 until today.
Another legend speaks of Wilhelm Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple standing on his son´s head.
Martin Luther was nailed to a churchdoor in Wittenberg.
It was a time of great inventions. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Another important invention was the bloodcirculation.
Queen Elizabeth was the "virginqueen". As a queen she was successful. When she exposed herself for her troops, everyone shouted "hurray".
At the same time as Shakespeare was Miquel Cervantes who wrote "Donkey Hot".
The french revolution was through before it had excisted.
Napoleon wanted an heir, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn´t give him any children.
John Milton wrote "Paradise lost". After his wife had died, he wrote "Paradise regain´d".
Beethoven wrote music despite being deaf. He was so deaf that he wrote loud music. Beethoven ended in 1827 and later died of this.
The sun never set on the brittish empire, because the brittish empire lies in the east and the sun sets in west.
Moses, of course, went up to Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments.
Solomon had 300 wives and 500 porcupines.
Christopher Columbus sailed in the Nina, the Pina Colada and the Santa Fe.
Rasputin was a pheasant by birth.
Hitler shot himself in the bonker.
And there was always the Iran Hostess Crisis.
