Can you finish this common phrase?

[A fan]

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the ____!

Consider the following scenarios:

Brooke has been with
Eric (Thorn & Ridge's "dad")
Ridge (Eric's "son", Thorn's brother)
Thorn (Eric's son, Ridge's brother)
Nick (Ridge's brother)
Deacon (Bridgette's husband at the time)

Ridge has been with
Caroline (who was married to brother Thorn first)
Brooke (his one time mother-in-law)

Thorn has been with
Brooke (former sister-AND-mother-in-law)

Eric has been with
Brooke (former daughter-in-law)

Poor Steph, my fav character ever. Ya know, if the family decides to oust her for the fake heart-attack, the lady's better off IMO. She's been trying to save them from themselves (and Brooke) for years but it's a losing battle.

My only saving thought with the current SL is that Brooke and Jackie may take her down for this moment but they've still got their own coming in spades. They won't reign supreme for long.

[niala]

btw Ridge was also with Morgan and Taylor...have I forgotten anyone else?

I'm trying to think of a way to finish "If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the ____!" and all I can think of is chastity belt? Oww.

[Cecilia]

The family is a bunch of sickos! They sleep around with the most inapporopriate people! Even Rick & Bridget. Rick with Caitlin, although she wouldn´t let him touch her. (Good for her). And Bridget sleeping with the guy who was about to marry her mother, kissed her former half-brother/father Ridge. And almost reunited with Deacon after he had a baby with her mother.

Stephanie is the only sane person in that family. She hasn´t slept with anyone that would be considered "off limit" for normal people. But no one seems to understand her!!!!

[niala]

Darn right, these people need to be on Jerry Springer!!!
"Who hasn't slept with my momma (Brooke)?"

[Afan]

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the ____!

And the answer is: If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the FAMILY!

I know most of them have slept or been intimate in some way with others but each of the people above had a family connection. Sickos!

My girls Steph and Taylor deserve better.

[proudtaylorfan]

Afan said:

If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the ____!

And the answer is: If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the FAMILY!

I know most of them have slept or been intimate in some way with others but each of the people above had a family connection. Sickos!

My girls Steph and Taylor deserve better.

yeah steph and taylor do deserve better

[niala]

Steph and Taylor deserve way much better! I think these 2 are waaaay too good for this Soap. Let's have a Tayphanie spin-off and let everyone else sleep with each other, get mad and hack each other to death.